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Here's Your Money Tom, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blond at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blond looked at Tom and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Tom says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Tom placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blond placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blond was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Tom, saying, "Fair's Fair. Here's your money." Tom replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump." The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Tom took the money.   Send this joke to a friend  |   Submit a Joke to this category Related   A Blonde gets pulled over by a Blonde Police officer Here's Your Money Blonde Puzzle How to write 55 The lottery ticket Buying a Bull Tiger Puzzle Flying First Class Dented Car Blonde Robbers

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