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Air Canada A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan,"I would really love to fly your friendly skies?" This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What the f**k do you want?" The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said.... "Ahhh, Air Canada!"   Send this joke to a friend  |   Submit a Joke to this category Related   Santa's Flight Exam Plane Trouble Aces High Air Canada

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