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Holy Golf
Moses, Jesus and some old guy are playing golf together. They come to a par three with a beautiful lake guarding the green.
Moses tees up and smacks one right into the lake. He raises his arms, parts the lake, finds his ball and hits it onto the green.
Jesus tees off next and hits it into the lake. He walks across the water, his ball floats up to the surface of the lake, and he hits it onto the green.
Next up is the old geezer. Smacks his ball right towards the lake, but as its going in, a fish jumps up and snags the ball just as a pelican swoops down and snags the fish. A bolt of lightning hits the pelican who drops the fish onto the green and the ball falls into the hole.
Jesus looks over at the old man and says "Damnit, Dad, can't you play golf like everyone else?"
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