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Detective Bing Lee
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, BING LEE to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he recieved this report:
MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE, I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL, I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
BING LEE.
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