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Detective Bing Lee

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, BING LEE to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he recieved this report:

MOST HONOURABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE

I WATCH HOUSE

HE COME TO HOUSE, I WATCH.

HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.

HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL, I CLIMB TREE.

I LOOK IN WINDOW.

HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.

HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.

HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.

I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.

I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,

BING LEE.  


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