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Take the dog for a walk There's this little girl, and one afternoon she goes into her Mom's room and asks if she can take the dog for a walk. Her mom says "I'm sorry, but the dog's in heat right now." The girl asks "What does that mean?" Her mom replies "go ask your dad." So the little girl walks out in the garage and says "Daddy, I want to take the dog for a walk, but mom said she is in heat." Her dad thinks for a moment, then puts some gasoline on a rag and wipes the dogs crotch off to keep the other dogs off of her. He finishes up and says "OK, you can take her for a walk." A little while later the girl comes back with the dog's leash, but the dog isnt with her. Her dad asks where the dog is. The little girl answers "Well, the dog ran out of gas down the street, but another dog is pushing her home."   Send this joke to a friend  |   Submit a Joke to this category Related   I think I need sensitivity training... Pope and Popeye Currency Exchange Salty Ocean Where is the Love? Things to think about.. Taking life too seriously Happy Rooster Rednecks will never say Missing Goat

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